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Everybody does it—it's only natural! Don't let something as silly as bathroom odor hold you back. Transform your bathroom experience with Poo~Pourri Before-You-Go Toilet Spray—a pure blend of natural essential oils that creates an odor-trapping barrier on the surface of the water, stopping odor BEFORE it begins...seriously!

Spritz the bowl before-you-go and no one else will ever know!
Behold&ldots; the magic of a Jester with the power of a King. Poo~Pourri eliminates bathroom odor before it begins by creating a barrier on the surface of the water—so you can leave the porcelain throne smelling better than you found it. Imagine where you can go NOW!

We care about your health, your toilet, and this precious world we poop in. That’s why we use NO synthetic fragrance, parabens, phthalates, aerosols, alcohol, or formaldehyde—ALL stink-fightin’ good stuff (oh, and a pinch of magic).
Proudly made in the good ole’ U. S. of A.

Precautions: No parabens or phthalates. Avoid eye contact. For external use only; do not ingest. Use in well ventilated area. Keep away from children. Never tested on animals (only stinky humans).


there once was a lad from rhône,
whose odor he’d rather disown.
now he’s taming his poo,
by anointing the loo,
and now happily sits on his throne!

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there once was a sailor named Ray,
who saved his crew with a spray. 
trapped odor below deck, 
avoided a shipwreck, 
now it's smooth sailing anchors aweigh!

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there once was a hippie named True,
bathroom odor made her blue.
now her stars are aligned,
with a spritz every time,
and her karma cosmically grew.

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there once was a dame called Colette, 
whose odor she’d rather forget. 
she bid odor adieu, 
by spritzing the loo, 
au revoir to "eww" de toilette.

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there once was a princess named Rose,
whose odor she rather opposed.
so she spritzed her world pink,
including the stink.
now she sparkles wherever she goes.

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there once was a diva named Britt, 
whose odor she’d rather omit. 
she spritzed the bowl, 
now she’s in control. 
and she fiercely owns her own sit.

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there once was a man named Duff,
the perfect mix of suave and scruff.
he saved his reputation,
with a spritz of sophistication,
and mastered the bathroom bluff.

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spritz your soles 'til the odor is gone,

don't ditch those kicks, the shoe must go on!

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to keep him safe from attacks,
a hunter must cover his tracks.
so spritz the bowl first,
the smell is reversed.
keep the target away from your cracks.

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Gift Packs


The perfect gift for the handyman in your life! The Master Crapsman gift set may not come with a plug or 400-horsepower engine, but he (and you!) will appreciate its stink-fightin’ power.

Gift set contains: 1 - 2oz Trap-A-Crap (cedarwood and citrus) &
1 - 2oz Royal Flush (euculyptus + spearmint)

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When the glasses clink,
don't ruin the party
with a stink!

1.4 ounce MANDARIN / LILY / TANGERINE spray,
packed in a real party hat!

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